Friday, August 05, 2005

Back to Elementary School

All this week, there were 4 hours blocks scheduled for people to take a class in e-mail grammer. Everyone was required, even yours truly with his masters in finance. I sat there for 4 hours begging for work or death, whichever was more attainable. It's amazing how it's always the dumb people who speak up to answer questions. Once everyone knows you're dumb, you don't need to prove it over and over. It just wastes my time. This "genius" thought that in the sentence "The soda comes in a bottle" the verb was "bottle." And this person is our representative to vendors? They must think we're idiots. The teacher looked like Bob Ross and was a former professor at Penn State. This guy has got it made. He teaches an elementary ed class at a consultant's rate. Damn, I should have been a teacher.